I'm a smart, capable and certifiably great guy and all, no really honestly I am, I'm serious - because you know I try I, really try, don't have much more story to offer you today, sorry bye bye Go out, write your own, and let me just do as I doobie doobie do.  I am the walrus, baby ))) 
Don't tread on me - I keeps it
P.H.R.O.S.T.
Primal+Humorous/Respectfully/Optimal/Stealth/Toastertm

I do like chicken though.  hbu?
 

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